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Remember that Ryan Cleary gas-huffing video published by The Sun? We were lucky enough to be contacted by the man behind the camera when we first posted the story, and he was nice enough to grant an interview (even though I was unable to provide him with pizza). Meet “Head of British Affairs from “DoinIt4TheLulz”, aka Britfag.
Due to the nature of text chat and my limited interviewing ability, the conversation has been edited for continuity.
Challenger: well, first things first… How do you know Ryan?
Britfag: through teh internets
Britfag: have you herd of doinit4thelulz?
Britfag: its the name of an old ventrilo pranking site
Britfag: server etc
Britfag: i met him thru the vent and then met him irl cause he lived close and we did some business together
Britfag: maybe google doinit4thelulz and partyvanpranks
A Google search yielded some funny, though definitely NSFW prank phone calls, a hilarious YouTube response and a link to a kid who went to jail for doing bomb threats for pay. Sounded about right.
Challenger: i’d think someone who was into anon so much would be a little sketchy about meeting irl
Britfag: Well, he didn’t really give a fuck, he’s pretty cock sure
Challenger: lol, so we’ve seen
Britfag: oh yeh hed fuck people over eft right and centre
Britfag: he tried it on with me before we met in irl
Britfag: and then he was shitting brix when he met me cause i got him in my car and he realosed he was in the car with a 30 year oild man who’s wife he had insulted lol
Britfag: he was very polite and quiet
Britfag: not like his online persona
Britfag: irl he was a pussy
Britfag: wouldnt try cause any kind of trouble irl
Britfag: all through computer
Britfag: only thing he wanted toi do other than internet was take drugs
Challenger: and not even GOOD drugs, ffs. doesn’t Mitchell have that good weed hookup?
Brother Mitchell and Mom Rita, bringing the party.
Britfag: Mitchell got caught growing
Britfag: never really spoke to him
Britfag: seemed like a bit of a weird cunt tbh
Britfag: when teh reporters first turned up he asked one of them for sex in exchange for pics
Challenger: OH WHAT
Britfag: yeh i got told by the reporters that visited me
Britfag: i mean, you just dont do that do you?
Challenger: i wouldn’t, no
Britfag: do you???
Britfag: and he wasn’t even a /b/tard!!!!
Challenger: musta rubbed off
Britfag: yeh from ryan
Britfag: mitchell isnt his real bro anyway
Britfag: hes adopted
Britfag: he deffo doesnt have assburgers, and not reclusive either
Britfag: just a fucking standard internet geek
Britfag: which unfortunately, is not classed as a disorder lol
Challenger: lol
Challenger: yet
Britfag: yep
Britfag: basically he just got carried away with his power because he had a fucking huge botnet
Britfag: he could ddos anything
Challenger: a cautionary tale
Britfag: he took down fuckin cia.gov lol
So much for being Anonymous.
Challenger: he ever try to impress you by talking about his online exploits?
Britfag: oh yeh, first time i met him irl, i took him to my place and he showed me on google
Britfag: just googler
Britfag: ryan cleary ddos
Britfag: results will probably be fucked up now cause of recent events
Britfag: but he was famous for ddosing 4chan
Britfag: some emo faggot used a razor to carve “fuck viral” into his arm
Britfag: ryan used to love doing crazy shit
Britfag: like swatting people and shit
Challenger: guess there’s a bit of ‘what goes around comes around’ going on there
Britfag: yep
Britfag: hes getting a taste of his own medicine now
Britfag: because if you read about comments on him on forums from googling him he is a very disliked person
Britfag: going back quite a few years lol
Britfag: see, ryan got outed because he is an annoying faggot
Challenger: the anonops thing seemed like the last straw
Britfag: truth be told, i think the whole thing about ryan is a bit of a non-story, he didnt actually hack anythuing
Britfag: he was just a good bot herder
Britfag: and thats all there is to it really
Britfag: Ryan “DDoS King” Cleary
Britfag: he earnt that name well
Britfag: srsly, thats all he could do was ddos
Huffing butane, #1 cause of Aspergers Syndrome.
Challenger: the video
Challenger: where was that shot? it says ‘a fellow computer nerd’s flat’, but like his mom claims he doesn’t leave the house
Britfag: it was at my place.
Britfag: [Ryan]‘s not how they make out iun the tabloids
Britfag: not at all
Britfag: i mean, fuck
Britfag: aspergers?
Britfag: reclusive?
Britfag: no way
Challenger: i was going to ask
Challenger: seemed like something his mom was putting out there for the sympathy vote
Britfag: his mum knew exactly what he was up to, she even allowed him to take hard drugs and shjit with no problems
Challenger: what other drugs is he into
Britfag: we had some pretty wild drug parties
Britfag: lets just say that for now lol
Challenger: what prompted you to send that video to the Sun?
Britfag: oh, i thought you would have realised that already lol, sorry
Britfag: what prompted me to send the video?
Britfag: am i going to be quoted on all this i take it yeah?
Britfag: this being a journalistic interview?
Challenger: unless you want it off the record
Challenger: i’m personally interested in the story
Challenger: i think our readers are interested, as well, but i’ll respect your decision either way.
Britfag: are you interested enough to make a deal for a pizza then because lol what motivated me to give the vid/pic to the sun was the 2 grand they offered to me. but im prepared to offer you the better unedited version for a pizza
Britfag: cause i like ur site lol
Britfag: and you’re a fellow internet user
Britfag: not a scum journo from the sun
I haven’t the foggiest idea how I’d order an international pizza, and I’m fairly certain it’d be cold by the time he got it if I sent it by post. (That’s through the mail, for my fellow Americans; I’m trying to seem cosmopolitan). Even so, he gave us these unedited clips from a gas-huffing session at his flat. (That’s an apartment, try to keep up. It’s probably on the fourth floor and he has to take a lift just to use the loo.)
Some internet fame translates to cash. Sadly, it's this.
Challenger: Have you spoken to him since his arrest/release?
Britfag: no, he’s an annoying faggot, and i dont really want to be associated with him with the “attention” he is getting because maybe they might end up wanting to speak to me
Britfag: if the cops were told of my irl identity id make fucking bigger headlines than that little faggot but im good to people and for some reason they like ma and find me extremely humorous (their opinion, not mine) so i dont get v&
Britfag: kind of sad really but i’m a bit of a celebrity on the internet
Britfag: shame it doesnt carry over into real life
Challenger: sometimes it does
Challenger: know any justin bieber songs?
Britfag: omg
Britfag: lul
Britfag: am i being trolleD?
Challenger: hahah, sorry, old habits die hard
Challenger: You’re quoted as saying “When he is at his computer he is extremely bold and annoying – a bit of a keyboard warrior. But he is a lot quieter when he hasn’t got a screen to hide behind.” and “He really is a complex character not happy with life.” I think many of us on the internet can relate. He seems to have a nice place to live, family, friends, a girlfriend seemingly programmed to meet his exact needs, and at the very least knows his way around a botnet. What do you think he was looking for?
Bro's before shoes.
Britfag: he doesnt have a girlfriend
Challenger: Amy Chapman?
Britfag: its a bullshit story
Britfag: NO FUCKING WAY has he ever seen a pussy other than on a fucking tft monitor
Challenger: wow i have to find out where that story came from
Britfag: yeh i was wondering myself
Britfag: because in all the time i knew him i never saw him with no girl and he never spoke of one, and ryan and i spent quite a lot of time together at one point
Britfag: only girl i ever knew him to associate with was some fat chick that had a boyfriend and lived in my town
Britfag: which is not the same town as the amy chick
So with that bombshell, and still wondering if Ryan concocted that Amy Chapman story (for bail money, perhaps?), I made sure to ask him the one question I knew was burning in everyone’s mind, but sadly, wasn’t able to get much out of him.
Challenger: Everyone wants to know about Columbus.
Britfag: columbus? the cat?
Challenger: hehe yeah, the cat
Britfag: well im sure he is fine
Challenger: he has a twitter feed
Challenger: seems ok
And that is the best way to end an interview; anticlimactically.
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