Idiot LulzSec Not-Leader Ryan Cleary Significantly More Idiotic Than Previously Thought

Hey, everyone! Didn’t mean to update twice in a row but everyone else is paralysed with laughter. Ever wanted to see erstwhile LulzSec not-mastermind Ryan Cleary, the recently arrested UK teen who also, somewhat optimistically, tried to divide Anon by zerohuff gas and go full retard? Now you can!

Seriously, lol.

Totally awesome UK media outlet The Sun obtained (we’re guessing from the good friend holding the camera, since Ryan is clearly a charistmatic young lad of the people) some hilariousshocking footage of the lil tyke huffing gas. Yes. Huffing gas.

Remember that episode of Intervention with Allison, the canned air huffer? Same really dumb drug group. Are we walking on sunshine yet?

This early Christmas present is accompanied by several previously unpublished – and obnoxiously watermarked – images of Señor Cleary. We’ve reposted this one – watermark and all – because, honestly, lol.

Oh, yeah. Also because everybody should know what happens to you when you huff gas in your mum’s houseoperational command centre in the company of just your cat and a framed poster of two thongbutts.

 

Yeah. Thought we missed that, huh.

 

Here’s that link to The Sun’s article one more time. Click through to watch the video of El Nino huffing gas and losing his shit. We promise, it delivers. Thoroughly.

Speaking of cats: we want info on the cat! Such a nice looking little Columbus! Weird, I don’t remember seeing “find patsy for harmless looking ginger housecat” anywhere on the Evil Overlord checklist. Do you know Ryan Cleary’s cat? What’s the (not litter-al) scoop? Send tips and photos of Ryan or his cat to ryanclearyscat@ohinternet.com for a story we’re developing.

The Sun: Off his internut: Geek charged with hacking high on lighter gas

See Also:

Read more about Ryan Cleary on the wiki
Read more about Ryan’s Cat Columbus on the wiki
Read more about Lulzsec on the wiki

 

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