My Friend B – Part 3
Previously I shared with the internet my friend B's love of numbers. Since then, he's again decided to show everyone his hard-on for numeracy, but dressed it up in some fetish togas and sported them around. … [Read More]
OhInternet Musical ExtrrrrrrrravaGANZA
I recorded the following performance of this week's excellent XKCD cartoon during a slow evening. I have no idea why WMM chose to record the audio twice; I was thinking about fixing this, but then I reasoned it was obviously the internet's way of telling me how awesome I am. You can hear the whole thing live on Wednesday at 9PM GMT on the podcast … [Read More]
OhInternet’s Complete Guide to Becoming a Computer Hacker
If you've ever wanted to become a hacker, we have the course for you. No, you don't have to take computer science. No, you don't need to understand TCP/IP. No, you don't need a copy of IDA Pro. No, you don't need to understand Assembly. Simply watch the following video tutorial series and go on your merry way to pwning the entire … [Read More]
9gag Plans to Raid 4chan (lol)
The post title says it all. After a particularly anger-inducing raid of the corporate meme-factory by our favorite professional neckbeard collective, 4chan, 9gag put ice on their butts and proposed a raid. Well, it could've been a clever troll, but here's hoping that it isn't. Take a look at the fearsome attack plan (with annotation) … [Read More]
Interview: Mugshot Barry
There are two types people in the world, those who love gawking at publicly shamed (alleged) criminals and those who are publicly shamed (alleged) criminals. If you've never muttered "looks like a wife beater", played Guess The Alleged Crime on your lunch break and are still waiting on that $1,000,000 an animated GIF promised you on a porn site, … [Read More]
Future History of the United States of America
Take One November 6, 2012: Mitt Romney is elected president January 1, 2013: The 99% are systematically rounded up and forcibly relocated to "Reality Towns" April 12, 2013: With "Reality Town" orientation complete it is announced that human hair is the new currency. Police retreat to the survellence areas September 17, 2013: The … [Read More]
Interview With Hudson Hongo From Literallyunbelieveable
You're probably heard that there are stupid people on Facebook. You've probably also heard of ways that you can troll those stupid people. One of the best ways is to post links to the Onion and watch these idiots believe that the Onion is a real newspaper and their madeup news is completely … [Read More]
Adventure Soundtrack For Your Life
You know what's pretty cool? Making your mundane daily slog seem totally EPIC because you have a bitching soundtrack playing on your iMusicplayingshitthing. However there's always the risk that what you have playing can go to totally shit because your mom dropped a Beiber song into your play-list or gay brother added the Katy Perry and Lady Gaga … [Read More]
Tupac is back!
We all knew he wasn't dead. Welcome back Tupac. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajVGIRsKXdo] (Anyone else disturbed by his other resurrection?) Update: Unfortunately, the video has been taken down due to the ever so agonizing copyright claim by Coachella, but we're sure you could easily find mirrors lurking somewhere on … [Read More]
My Friend B – Part 2
Last time I introduced my good friend B and his crazy thoughts. Lets continue! B: Drinking Jewish Red Wine and ....Oi what a kick! LA: ANTI-SEMETIC B: I just stumped a scientologist lol. I asked "What influence was behind the basis for Hubbard's thesis?" Everyone has a reason for suddenly wishing to obtain a higher calling in life. … [Read More]
My Friend B – Part 1
We all have that one special friend from our friends circle. You may not know him directly, but you know someone who does, and they happen to invite them along to social gatherings and such. That one dude just happens to believe the X-Files are real, Alex Jones is the last speaker of truth and MIBs stalk him at every turn daily. Also FBI, FEMA … [Read More]
Sad Bachelor – The Basics
There comes a time in every mans life when he is either ejected from his parents loving basement or is so pumped up about being a man from the interents that he choose to fly the nest. Which ever way you find yourself on the path to becoming a bachelor there are things you're going to experience and trials to overcome to be manly. Sure you could … [Read More]
Wikipedia: Questionable Content
We all know at this point that Wikipedia can't be trusted due to its propensity for creating reality from thin air, among other things. Bad ideas take root in the site and are integrated into articles on a regular basis, with an extensive team of SysOps and volunteers to sift out the chaff and silence the white noise, hopefully reversing any "bad … [Read More]
Racism Takes a Funny Turn on Twitter and Also Hunger Games
1. Post racist tweet being upset that Rue (Hunger Games lol) is black 2. Get publicly shamed 3. Delete twitter account 4. Forget that that means someone else (WHO IS TOTALLY HILARIOUS) can now register it. 5. Oh, internet! And the … [Read More]
Invisible Children With Invisible Motives
The following is a guest post from an OhInternet correspondent Back when I was a child, I recall an evening where I'm sitting in front of my family's living room television watching Full House or something like that, when all of a sudden a commercial break comes. During this commercial break, I was blasted by pictures of small black … [Read More]
